Gelitech Sides: The Bartender's "Special" (Patreon)

The trouble with social media in the Fey'li Empire is that you never know if bar reviews is genuine or are actually a prank played by locals to see how many unsuspecting tourists they can get to put on a show for them at the bar. Sure, the bit about naked cats drinking for free from 21:00 to midnight was accurate, but the bits about the 'amazing' 'Bartender's Special' might not have been entirely honest. In this place, asking for the 'Bartender's Special' is code for 'I want to marry you and make as many little worms with you as I possibly can'. A shot of Aphynip, two shots of fruity something, and a drizzle of 'special sauce' is all it takes to turn a cute cat girl into a squirmy-wormy ready-for-reproduction addition to the bartender's large and always growing collection of concubines.