New Laws (Patreon)

"So let me get this straight, Bigail..."

"Yes."

"You are now the new mayoress of Fallu City..."

"Yes."

"And you created a bunch of new laws..."

"Yes."

"And you do not tell me, Victoria, your best friend for the forever since birth. We have been inseparable since our mothers simultaneously gave us the birth and we slipped and fell one next to each other and started holding hands. And we pretty much held hands until you met Delphine. We have the cutest and best BFF story in the world. But you don't tell me you are THE MAYORESS!?"

"I'm sowwy Victowia... You know I has memowy pwoblems..."

"Pffff... You could, AT LEAST, tell me about the new loitering laws before you invite me to LOITER."

"I'm sowwwwwy... I fowgot most of the laws I invented..."

"So because we loitered, we now have to spent 6 months like that!?"

"Yes. We now are a reminder for the other citizens not to loiter. Loitering is bad. They have the right to torture, tickle, humiliate and anything they want to do to us. We are criminals now. We have no rights."

"Well... At least we're together and we can talk... Oh look... The city workers who buried us are back... You think they recognized you as the mayoress and are going to free us?"

"No... It's because we are not allowed to talk... I forgot about that law too... "Criminals Are Not For To Spoken"... They are probably here to install "Quiet Orbs" on our heads."

"WHAT!?!?"

"M'sowwy..."