Your Ex Controls You (Patreon)

It’s still so nice of you to let me stay with you while I’m in town, even if I’m your ex. Now, since you have to make up for past grievances, you’re going to give me your phone and let me monitor things! Tinder? Oh that’s going…. Insta? Nope, you don’t really need that. How on earth do you fall for all these needy women and why on earth do you flirt in such a disgusting way? It is time to get payback, and remember, I can always kick you in the balls again if you refuse to let me do this!