Lawyer's adventures - part 1 (Patreon)

Part 2: https://www.patreon.com/posts/lawyers-part-2-99532813

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Jeremy had been a lawyer for almost ten years when it happened. It was a simple case that was supposed to last for only one day. And although Jeremy was not happy about this, he knew, as good lawyer, that if he wanted to win this case, he would have to go all the way. He must use device that allowed people to change gender, manufacturer of which was his client in court. He must prove that this does not affect the mental abilities and skills.

Of course, he was ready that after the transformation he would have boobs, but he did not expect how they are weightly and movable. But the strangest thing was not the moment when he left the capsule - for some reason he didn't understand any words spoken by young assistant who helped him illegally use a device. It seemed to him that she was saying some nonsense, the same strange jumble of vowels and consonants.

"Por favor, hable Inglés" (Please speak English) Jeremy finally said in exasperation, hearing how strangely high his voice sounded, but not noticing that he was speaking Spanish and not English. The young woman widened her eyes.

"Sir! Are you... Are you undrestanding me?" she said carefully.

"¡Deja de decir tonterías, no entiendo ni una palabra!" (Stop talking nonsense, I don't understand a word!) Jeremy snapped angrily taking his phone wanting to see plans for today. But when he looked at display he had a moment of doubt - all words seemed to him written in foreign language. "qué demonios" (what the fuck) he muttered.

However, there was little time to figure it out and Jeremy began to dress in the clothes he had prepared - skirt, underwear, white t-shirt and heels. It seemed to him when he was choosing this wardrobe that this outfit will look good, but when he stood in front of the mirror to look at himself, he was quite taken aback. He looks like a fucking hooker, thought Jeremy and almost turned red with anger. The assistant continued to say something all this time, but he paid little attention to her and quickly got out to meet client.

Catching a taxi quickly he quickly realized his mistake. Driver did't understand any word of Spanish (which now Jeremy only knew how to speak in), and after trying to explain him in his broken English driver finally start driving. Unfortunately, the ride took too long - traffic was jammed due to some problems and after half hour they weren't even halfway. So, Jeremy decided to walk the rest. Opening his small purse he quickly realized that he forgot all his documents, money and phone at lab and swore furiously, giving taxi driver few of Spanish swear-words.

"Miss, did something happen? Do you need help?" heard Jeremy driver voice when he trying to get out the taxi.Of course he didn't understand any words except 'miss'.

"Lo siento, olvidé los documentos y tengo prisa... ¡Te pago luego!" (I am sorry, I have forgotten documents and I need to hurry... I will pay you later) Jeremy quickly answered and wanted to escape, but door was blocked.

"Where you going?" the driver asked insistently. "You didn't pay for the trip!"