Claim Jumping @ MMU! (Patreon)

The MMU Naked Spelunker's Club is at it again, this time exploring an abandoned mine rumored to be filled with the most valuable objects known to be found in abandoned mines... slightly used pairs of blue jeans! And what manner of creature is known to inhabit abandoned mines, prospecting every nook and cranny in search of that sweet, sweet denim? Miner's Cats, and they don't take kindly to claim jumpers. 

What else do Miner's Cats have a talent for sniffing out? Mystical magic flowstone, that's what! And, as this particular claim jumper is in the process of finding out, they aren't afraid to use their flowstone discoveries to dispose of unwelcome interlopers in pleasingly petrifying fashion.