Plants With Benefits (Patreon)

Since I got such a good crop of images to pull from I decided to write two, shorter stories rather than focusing all my attention on just one. Only after starting them both did I realize how similar each was in a few key areas but hopefully those similarities won't be too much for y'all to enjoy!

Oh and since this is based on a picture I'll go ahead and link the image here!

Slamming the door to Ivy's greenhouse so hard every window pane rattled in it's casing Harley dropped the duffel bag full of money she'd lugged all the way across Gotham and kicked the nearest solid object with all her might. “Goddamn Batman!”

“What did he do now?” Her girlfriend asked from the other side of the room as she idly flipped through a book she'd read a hundred times while laying naked across a bed of fines and moss.

“He captured all my goons!” Kicking another empty, ceramic pot and throwing her empty shotgun into the corner of the room and throwing herself onto a nearby couch she continued to mutter and swear as threw her tantrum.

“Then he did you a favor. Those idiots were dead weight. You would've ended up in Arkham within a week if you'd kept them around.”

“I know! That's why I was totally gonna betray em! But stupid Batman caught them before I could and I only got one share! Instead of all of them!”

Finally looking up from her book to smirk at the pale skinned little diving thrashing about on the couch Ivy couldn't help but grin a little wider. She glanced at the bag of cash sitting next to the door and unhelpfully added, “That should be enough for a while. We can always pull another heist if we need more.”

“Uuuuuuuuuggghhhh!” Harley exclaimed, rolling onto her back and throwing an arm over her face, “I need something to calm me down!”

“There's beer and whiskey in the fridge. We're out of brownies but I can make more if you can wait a little while.”

Although she definitely perked up at the thought of booze and brownies, two of her favorite things to enjoy after a heist, one look at the green skinned babe laying naked on the other side of the greenhouse instantly changed her mind. With a look about as subtle as the rest of her personality Harley rolled off the couch and crawled towards her companion. Ivy noticed her out of the corner of her eye but pointedly said nothing as she approached, “I know something I don't have to wait for . . .”

“Not right now.” She answered, fighting down a grin as her girlfriend bit her lip and adopted what she undoubtedly thought was a sultry pose.

“Why not?! You always get hot and bothered after a job!”

“When I actually go on the job.”

“Oh is that what this is about?” Folding her arms and pouting at her lover Harley stood up and loomed over her with a grumpy scowl, “I invited you along!”

“That's not what this is about. I'm not in the mood.”

Her lie couldn't have been more obvious and the complete transparency of her words only infuriated her girlfriend all the more, exactly like Ivy wanted. ”Fine!” Throwing up her hands and turning away in frustration Harley was about to storm out before a wicked little thought jumped into her head. With an all too familiar gleam in her eyes she glanced back at her partner in crime and said, “Guess I'll have to take care of myself!”

“What are you—”

The question was answered before she had a chance to finish it and, like always, the sight of Harley stripping naked utterly distracted her from what she was doing. Peeling off her top, wiggling out of her shorts, and kicking off her boots she didn't hold anything back as she put on a short but incredibly effective show for her lover. And if the sight of her perky breasts and tight little bubble butt bouncing into view wasn't enough she grabbed her discarded thong and threw it at her stubborn girlfriend before turning away and strutting towards the closest chair. Ivy barely paid any attention to her partner's discarded underwear, even as it landed in a little heap on her stomach. She was much to busy watching her lover sit down and smile at her. For a moment or two her legs were closed tight and she sat in an oddly prim and proper pose as she grinned like the cat who ate the canary. But after a second or two she let out a little giggle as her legs parted to reveal the soft, puffy, and entirely hairless pussy her girlfriend knew all too well. Sliding forward until her ass was practically hanging off the cushions and lifting her feet up to rest on the small coffee table she moaned Ivy's name and cupped her breasts. Despite knowing exactly what her companion was doing she couldn't help but watch with wide, unblinking eyes and the same eager smile she always had right before they had fun. It didn't matter how many times she saw Harley naked or how many times the two of them had sex, she was always and would always be excited by the prospect.

Something her lover knew and had never been shy about taking advantage of whenever she wanted a little naughtiness. Fortunately for both of them she had just enough self control to resist throwing away her book and pouncing on the alabaster slut practically begging for her attention. Although it took all of her considerable willpower to resist she managed it after a moment or two of staring with unabashed excitement. She even managed to look back at her book for a second or two. But of course her friend wasn't about to accept anything less than another wild bout of sexual thrills and without missing a beat she slid her left hand down her trembling stomach and towards the glistening, hairless folds of her untouched pussy. Ivy noticed the movement out of the corner of her eye and resisted looking for as long as she could. In a true testament to her mental fortitude she actually managed to keep her eyes firmly on the book she wasn't even reading for almost ten full seconds before temptation got the better of her. In that time Harley pressed two fingers against her clit to start rubbing in slow, circular motions. Her free hand groped her tits and pinched her nipples in exactly the same way Ivy liked to do and soft, breathy moans spilled from her lips soon after. Within a few moments the sweet smell of her arousal filled the room and the soft trickle of her fluids dripping onto the floor rang out in the silence. When she finally looked at the tantalizing sight unfolding nearby Ivy was immediately treated to something even better as her girlfriend plunged two fingers inside her quivering folds, the soft schlick of them disappearing inside her sending a shiver down both their spines. With a smile both mischievous and aroused she pulled her glistening digits out again only to shove them right back inside amidst more lewd sounds.

Her back arched a little higher off the seat while her other hand immediately darted from her breasts to her clit, eagerly picking up where her now preoccupied fingers had left off. As hard as she tried to pretend otherwise Ivy couldn't look away from her sexy, manipulative girlfriend. After a few more seconds of watching her masturbate she couldn't even hold up the book that was her only defense against Harley's antics. Within a minute she'd set it down on the same table her lover was resting her feet upon and a minute after that she was slowly sitting up. Very much aware of what was about to happen next but entirely unable to stop long enough to gloat she just kept playing with herself as she watched her gorgeous, green skinned lover rise. She immediately spotted the glistening trails of arousal leaking down her inner thighs and she couldn't help but lick her lips at the sight. When her eyes darted up to Ivy's face she saw the same intense, almost unnerving look that she'd fallen in love with some three years ago. It instantly sent a shiver throughout her body and a moan spilling from her lips. Time seemed to slow to a crawl as her lover stood there staring down at her as she sat there staring right back and eagerly pleasuring herself. But even if it looked like her red haired love wasn't doing anything the vines snaking across the floor and towards her fully exposed and waiting body told an entirely different story.

“What's the matter babe?” Harley asked, fully aware of what was about to happen but completely unable to stop herself regardless, “You still not in the mood?”

Ivy scoffed and shook her head, far too excited to waste any thought or energy on words. And a few moments later her girlfriend felt that excitement in full as vines the width of two fingers leapt up from the floor to coil around her thighs and snake across her back. She barely had time to gasp before she was lifted bodily off the chair by her girlfriend's plants but in true Harley style she didn't stop fingering herself nor rubbing her clit as she was pulled towards her lover. If anything her fingers went into a frenzy across her aching sex as she watched even more green tendrils coiling around her partner's thighs in much the same way. Of course she wasn't about to lift herself off the ground or anything quite so flashy. Instead she commanding them to slide inside her own, unfathomably aroused pussy. Sending them as deep inside as she could Ivy let out a moan and tilted her head back for a moment. Her girlfriend joined her a second or two later as she watched the same soft vines gliding into her lover's cunt emerging again soon after. Curling backwards and folding on top of themselves the soft green appendages twisted together into a long, coiled appendage not entirely unlike a cock. Only a thousand times better and thousand times more controllable. It extended out from her body inch by inch until it was nearly ten inches long and thick enough at the base to make Harley squirm with unbridled glee. She could always tell how horny her lover was by the length and girth of the fake dick she created with her vines and if the fat prick throbbing between them and dripping with pussy juice was any indication she was almost as horny as Harley!

Of course there was only one way to find out and she was about to learn in the best possible way just how excited her girlfriend really was. Pulling her hands away from her pussy a split second before Ivy's vine cock brushed against her outer folds she reached out towards her lover with a wild grin. Her girlfriend responded by grabbing hold of her waist and thrusting with all her strength. At the same time her hips lunged forward she slammed her lover down. The faux cock she'd created disappeared into her pussy in the blink of an eye and for a single, perfect moment neither of them could move a single muscle. Everything froze around them as pleasure washed over both in a tidal wave of pure bliss. A second later the spell was broken as Harley cried out until she couldn't breath and Ivy groaned like a wild animal. A warm deluge of arousal gushed out of her thoroughly filled slit, joining the puddle already forming between them as juices trickled from her lover's equally stuffed pussy. But rather than pounding away until both of them were overwhelmed by pleasure and unable to stand her green skinned mistress fell backwards onto the bed of vines and moss she'd been laying on when her lover first arrived. Carried down by her plants she set them both down upon her bedding as softly as could be, her girlfriend straddling her faux cock and both of them smiling at one another with unabashed lust and love. Letting one hand fall away she reached out with the other to grope Harley's softly heaving breast, squeezing just hard enough to make her tremble and very deliberately avoiding her remarkably sensitive nipple. Thoroughly teased by her lover's antics and beyond desperate to more than sit there she did the only thing that made any sense to her pleasure addled brain: she started riding Ivy like there was no tomorrow.

Flattening both hands against her perfect lover's soft stomach she lurched upwards as high and as fast as her trembling body could carry her. Although she only made it about halfway up the turgid shaft buried so wonderfully deep inside her cunt it was more than enough to send another shower of arousal cascading down the already soaked vines. And when she slammed herself back down the incredibly wide, almost painfully wide, base stretched her open like nothing else. Downright violent convulsions ravished her body and a long, ragged squeal erupted from her trembling lips. As quickly as she could she repeated the motion, another wet smack filling the greenhouse as their bodies collided and pleasure surged through them. More and more violent spasms wracked her uncontrollable muscles as she wasted no time launching into a wild, thoroughly frenetic rhythm that saw her flying up and down her lover's dick. In a wholly characteristic frenzy she went completely and utterly crazy. She fixed her partner with a glassy eyed stare while her tongue lolled out of her mouth and goosebumps erupted across every inch of her skin. When yet another vine slid up her back to wriggle inside her mouth she barely even had the wherewithal to do anything more than moan. And when her lover started thrusting up at the same time she was sliding down it was pretty much over for Harley.

Although it took a few more minutes before she was throwing her head back and screaming until her throat hurt and her lungs were emptied those minutes were spent in a perfect daze of rising pleasure and sheer exhilaration. More familiar with her lover's body than she was her own Ivy knew exactly how to move with every single thrust and she wasn't even slightly shy about taking full advantage of her knowledge over and over and over again. But if the sheer force of her impacts and the sheer length and girth of the 'cock' she was using hadn't been enough the connection she had with the plants all around and inside them would've sealed the deal. Distracted as she was by the sight of her lover's body bouncing up and down on top of her, one tit jiggling like crazy while the other heaved between her still clenched fingers, she couldn't manipulate them quite as skillfully as she might've otherwise. Which only amounted to a small, practically unnoticeable difference. Instead of sending them squirming so deep inside Harley's cunt they were pushing against and teasing the entrance to her womb she merely sent them expanding outwards until her girlfriend couldn't take another millimeter. Pushing against the madly quivering inner walls doing their best to contract around her shaft she forced her lover to the absolute limit before stopping. All while continuing to slam that same twisting, viney prick deep into her sex each and every time she came shuddering down atop her.

It was nothing short of a miracle she didn't lost what little was left of her mind as pleasure reverberated to the very tips of her fingers and toes while a steadily rising wave of pure ecstasy rose up inside her. Had she not been intimately familiar with and a very big fan of Ivy's tactics she very well might've gone even more crazy as she was ruthlessly fucked for what seemed like hours on end. But as absurd as it might have seemed Harley knew exactly what she was doing and even more importantly exactly what she'd gotten herself into, she'd known from the very moment she decided to goad her lover into wrecking her. Between that certainty and the absolute confidence she had in Ivy's capabilities there was nothing to fear and everything to gain as bounced up and down her partner's dick. She sucked on the vine in her mouth as often as she could and grinded herself against the oddly yet beautifully shaped prick all but breaking her pussy whenever she could find the strength. But as simple as both actions were under normal circumstances in the heat of the moment it was downright impossible. The sheer willpower required to do something as basic as rocking herself back and forth atop her girlfriend was already beyond her and closing her mouth for even a few seconds deprived her of what little air she managed to take in between lengthy moans. Soon enough even those were entirely beyond her capability as she slid all the way down to the base of Ivy's 'cock' and sat there trembling uncontrollably as warmth seeped from her pussy and every part of her convulsed at once. Her lover, of course, continued thrusting away unabated despite how overwhelmed she was and within seconds of her coming to a stop every single muscle in her body was tensing as her eyes rolled back in her head and she squealed.

A heartbeat later pleasure had crashed down upon her like a tidal wave, sweeping away everything except sheer bliss. All of her limbs spasmed independently of one another while her back arched and her already tight pussy clenched around the vines inside her like never before. An absolute fountain of sweet smelling and even sweeter tasting juices erupted from her cunt, spraying across Ivy's chest and misting the air around them in eruption after eruption. Though each one was ever so slightly less than the previous it still took nearly two full minutes before she stopped squirting all over them. Two uninterrupted minutes of pure bliss as each jet was accompanied by a ferocious spams and a grunting sound entirely unlike any other noise she made during sex. Her eyes had completely disappeared into the back of her head and there was no sign of them reappearing even as she slumped forward, all of her energy spent and her body no longer capable of remaining upright for another moment. Like she always did Ivy caught her girlfriend before she could fall too far and held her close. She continued to thrust with slow, gently movements as the peaks and valleys of her lover's pleasure gradually leveled out and a soft afterglow took over instead. Eventually the vines inside them retreated as Harley's arms wrapped around her partner's body and the two held each other close in the aftermath of yet another wonderful moment. Of course no wonderful moment was complete without an eye rolling quip from Gotham's favorite lunatic.

“Guess you don't need to water the plants anymore . . .”

As much as she wanted to scoff and shake her head Ivy couldn't help but chuckle as she cupped her lover's face and pulled her into a kiss, “You just can't help yourself can you?”

“Where's the fun in that?”

“Right.” They kissed again, lingering on the warm embrace and the tender moment before breaking apart, “You're not finished are you?”

“Of course not! Are you?”

“Not even close!”

“Great!” Pushing herself up and licking her lips Harley eyed her lover's body for a few seconds before saying, “But this time I'm in charge and you're gonna do the watering!”

“I think I can live with that.” Her girlfriend laughed. She idly stroked Harley's face and bit her lip for a moment before suddenly adding, “But warn me if you plan on doing anything with my ass!”

Sitting up as straight as she could manage and sliding backwards across her partner's body she rolled her eyes and gave an exaggerated huff, “Fine! You just gotta take all the fun outta the surprise don't you?!”

Ivy laughed at her companion's reaction as she pulled her legs out from underneath her and lifted them into the air until her ankles were resting on either side of her head, “I'm sure you'll find a way to keep me guessing no matter what.”

“You're damn right I will!” Harley promised as she laid down in front of her girlfriend's glistening little flower and noisily smacked her lips, “It's dinner time!”

“Oh God!” Ivy exclaimed, rolling her eyes and falling back against her bedding. A moment later she was shouting the exact same thing for very different reasons. “Ohhhhhh Gooooooooood!” Harley giggled at her lover's change of heart and leaned in even harder, any thoughts or regrets about her failed heist or the money she'd lost gone from her mind.