And Being Alive is Pretty Much a Constant Stream of Embarrassment (Patreon)

And here's the first of two stories I'll be releasing before the end of the month. Once again I decided to go with two short and sweet installments rather than something massive. I hope y'all enjoy this change from recent trends. Oh and anyone not interested in female on male rimjobs should give this a pass. That's literally the main focus of the story. Fans of such a thing will have plenty to enjoy lol! I also included the reference image this idea was based on should anyone want to check that out!

As the last robot crumpled into a heap of shredded metal and frayed circuitry 2B sheathed her sword and turned towards her companion. Throughout the last several fights 9S had been uncharacteristically sluggish and unresponsive. His reaction times had noticeably slowed and turning some of the larger encounters he'd barely been present during the battle. Almost as if he was distracted by something. It was only through blind luck that every foe they'd come across during that period had been weak enough for her to dispatch without him but such a thing couldn't be relied on for long. So while her partner fidgeted uncomfortably with his back to her 2B finally decided to confront him. She could already guess what the issue was but confirming her suspicions would go a long way in determining the proper solution. Or at the very least building a proper diagnostic report to send back to their YorHa commanders in the Bunker.

“9S.” She said in her typically calm voice, “Are your upgrades bothering your again?”

“No, they're fine.” He replied in an unconvincing tone. “I can handle them 2B.”

“If that were true we wouldn't be having this conversation.”

9S didn't respond for several seconds but her words didn't go unheeded. Eventually he let out a small sigh and turned towards her, “You're right.” He finally admitted, his cheeks burning crimson, “Can you help me fix it? I don't think I can do it on my own.”

“Of course I can help.” 2B replied, “But once I do we're sending a transmission to the Bunker. This upgrade hasn't been as effective as they thought.”

“No it hasn't . . .”

“Let's find somewhere less exposed. I don't want to be attacked while performing maintenance.”

“Right.”

The two of the traipsed back to a safer area and climbing onto the secluded roof of a dilapidated building for good measure. Once they were reasonably sure there weren't any hostiles nearby 2B turned towards her partner, folding her arms expectantly. Although they'd done this several times before and he knew full well it had to happen 9S was still enormously embarrassed by the prospect. His feelings towards his companion paired with the act itself made for a mortifying experience he almost wished he couldn't actual comprehend. But in spite of that humiliation he still turned away from her and pulled down his shorts. Bending over with his hands pressed against the waist high wall surrounding the edge of the roof he pushed his round bubble butt towards her and stared nervously at 2B over his left shoulder. Because despite how awkward it was her assistance still felt absolutely amazing. More than anything else in the world and a not insubstantial part of him was already looking forward to feeling it again. That much was clear from the way his modest, upwardly curving penis was already beginning to swell.

In the time it took her to approach him and kneel down behind his tight little ass his dick was completely erect and already leaking synthetic cum from the tip. Releasing that semen from his middling sized balls was the only thing that could get him back into fighting shape. And the fastest way for that to be accomplished would involve a fair bit of effort from his companion. Effort she'd never once thought about doing before and was still a little strange to her. For some reason seeing him bent over in such a state always caused certain feelings inside her. Almost like unease or uncertainty but not quite the same they were just as new as his upgrades and wholly unwelcome. But she pushed them aside without a thought and moved behind her partner the same way she had several times already. Her lips slowly parted and she leaned towards his softly trembling buttocks.

9S shivered as he felt her breath against his skin. When her hands pressed against his cheeks he quietly gasped. And as she slowly spread him apart to reveal his tightly quivering asshole he finally let out a small, girlish moan. He had no idea why he was making those sounds and reacting that way, he never did, but in the moment it just felt right. 2B all but ignored his behavior, simply assuming it to be part of the same upgrades that gave him these needs to begin with, and opened her her mouth. Moving a languid pace she gave her partner a considerable amount of unintentional teasing. By the time her tongue had emerged from her lops and made contact with his hole 9S was about ready to climax. His entire body was poised for the stimulation that would arrive and the moment he felt it all that anticipation came rushing through at once. He gasped even louder than before and every inch of him tensed just from the feeling of her tongue against his asshole. She hadn't even moved it yet and he was moaning like she'd plunged the entire thing inside him. So when 2B actually started licking his ring he started mewling in an even more feminine manner. It didn't matter that she was doing it exclusively to lubricate him or that she didn't feel any significant emotions as she was doing it. The mere fact that she was dragging her tongue along his soon to be penetrated hole was enough to get him squirming in pleasure.

Back and forth she went across his tight little ring, every pass lathering him up a little more and making him squirm a little harder. The wet sounds of her efforts could just barely be heard over the soft breeze whistling through the city and it only made 9S ache more. He looked down at his cock half hidden beneath his shirt and then back at the woman licking his hole. Though he still had no idea why these upgrades had been installed it was hard to argue with their results. At least as long as he only considered the feelings of pleasure and satisfaction that resulted from 2B's assistance. Because simply feeling her tongue dragging across his asshole was heavenly and when she started to prod and push against his puckered ring things everything suddenly ramped up. Experiencing her slowly building attempts to actually enter his body as it resolutely tried to keep her out sent shivers up and down his spine. Although he wanted to feel her tongue in his ass more than anything the constant stimulation was, oddly enough, making that hard. Every time he tensed in pleasure his body would subtly pull away from her and she'd have to lean in a little harder. It was a back and forth both androids had grown accustomed to. But one of them quietly loved it. Especially as she started pushing harder and with more insistence and her hands slid from his buttocks to his waist to hold him in place. Before long 2B had buried herself between his ass cheeks as she assaulted his asshole with a flurry of licks and prodding. In a few seconds his body was coaxed into relaxing and she finally managed to start working him properly.

In keeping with tradition the moment she actually slipped inside him 9S couldn't back another second. His first orgasm arrived fast and it arrived hard as a thick jet of cum erupted from his cock. It pulsed wildly with each spray of creamy fluids as the rest of his body shivered in pleasure. 2B's tongue started moving a few seconds later as she naturally responded to the sudden tightening of his already tight ring by pushing back against his inner walls. She hadn't even gone in deep enough to really make him moan and he was already at the point where he didn't know how to comprehend what he was feeling. He grinded his hips against her face and gritted his teeth while the concrete in front of him was painted in a pungent layer of semen. Much of it was already dripping down the wall to form a little puddle and every new spurt added another streak to the multitude already present. All while 9S whimpered and begged for more in every way he could without actually speaking. In the name of helping him 2B did everything she could to add to his climax. Her tongue swirled around his asshole simultaneously pushing and prodding against the outer ring and caressing the inner walls at the same time. Without question the greatest surprise of this new aspect of their reality was just how good she was at rimming his asshole. Even if she had no idea of the inherently sexual nature of what she was doing and her companion had only a faint inkling her unexpected talent was remarkable all the same. And very appreciated by her partner.

For a handful of seconds after his release 9S's cock started to wilt and it seemed as though he was satisfied. But both of them knew full well it wasn't that simply and 2B continued to work his asshole with the same vigor as before. YorHa command had made it clear a minimum of two climaxes was required for normal function to return. The fact that he so often required three or more was worth noting, although in the heat of the moment he hardly had the wherewithal to complain about such things. His member sprang back to full attention within a minute and both of them continued exactly as they'd done several times before. The sloppy sounds of her tonguing his asshole slowly grew louder as the spit she was using further lubricated his ring and allowed her to really work him in ways that were always unavailable at first. Like plunging the full length of her tongue into his ass and pushing against a particularly sensitive spot deep inside him. With her lips pressed tight against his ring sucking and slurping against while her appendage rather forcefully hit his weak point 9S was overcome by pleasure in no time at all. He pushed back as hard as he could against her and 2B met his challenge by pushing forward against his so hard his hips moved in the opposite direction. 

Which only made him mewl like a female being mated. And since he'd never had a chance to recover from the initial barrage of pleasure he wasn't so much being brought back to the levels that'd made him climax but rather being smothered under an endless layering of additional bliss. It was a wonder he managed to last any length of time at all once his partner really got started. More and more her surprising and newly discovered talent was demonstrated as she worked her tongue more skillfully inside his ass than she did her swords against their robotic enemies. Even though she focused on one point with surgical precision the movements that surrounded each strike on his sensitive spot never failed to catch him off guard. Sometimes she strained hard against his ring and stretched out his little hole just through the sheer force being applied to it. Other times she slid out and thrusted back inside in a way that sent a burst of pleasure coursing through his body. If he was really lucky she swirl her tongue around inside him in a clockwise motion and each pass would strike that weak point so fast he was still recovering from the first impact. Then, when he was starting to get used to it, she'd suddenly go counterclockwise and he'd be left in a haze of barely lucid pleasure.

And just as 9S was about to cum for the second time something new happened. Something that'd never crossed his mind before and something he couldn't believe was taking place. While still furiously tonguing his asshole and stretching out his inner walls 2B had reached around her companion's body to stroke his cock with her left hand. While the right remained pressed against his ass holding his buttocks apart the other gently closed around his dick and began to stroke. Her movements were slow and measured, almost in direct contrast to the powerful and fast motions of her tongue. But even if she hadn't moved her fingers at all the mere presence of them against his aching shaft was enough to make 9S squeal in pleasure. He pulled his own hands from the weathered concrete he'd been leaning against this whole time and lifted up the front of his shirt to see what she was doing for himself. There was something utterly entrancing about watching her gloved digits sensually sliding up and down the curve of his prick while her tongue lashed his asshole in ever more pleasing ways. In a few seconds he was breathlessly panting, after a couple more his whole body was shaking. Within a minute he was gasping for air and moaning loud enough for his cries to echo through the dead city around them. Once more his body tensed and 2B felt his asshole tighten around her tongue while cock stiffened. He let out a final, climactic moan as cum streaked from his tip in a gooey jet.

Load after hot, sticky load was squirted out of his dick, or rather 2B milked it out of him, while 9S moaned louder than ever before. The pleasure of her touch against his apparently sensitive member was incomparable and when compounded with everything else he was actually feeling dizzy. Nowhere in the instructions from YorHa had it said to actually lay a hand on his shaft. But the fact that she'd gone off book for him and it felt so incredible was more than he could process. He didn't even realize how much semen he was spraying across the wall before him. His mind had gone almost completely blank with only the vaguest thoughts of what else his cock could be used for popping into his ecstasy laden processors. At some point his voice even failed to properly communicate how good he was feeling and 2B almost stopped what she was doing. Her surprise at hearing him suddenly cut off was echoed in the momentary faltering of her ministrations but upon feeling his asshole quiver and his cock throb she correctly assumed he was still feeling the same release as before. She was even beginning to smell the effects her efforts were having on the thoroughly soaked concrete in front of the,, although the odor was quite muted at that point. So she simply continued working his hole as if it were the key to everything she was supposed to accomplish and he continued basking in the unbridled pleasure that came from her doing so.

It all felt so good his cock didn't even have a chance to soften. If anything it seemed to grow harder as her fingers continued to stroke it. A significant amount of precum was oozing from the tip as well, a fact that didn't go unnoticed by 2B. Her partner was entirely too busy moaning and panting to realize it but she immediately connected the dots and started thinking about her little bout of improvisation. Now that she knew such a thing could go over as well as it did there was no harm in considering other ways to help her partner relieve himself. Her mind quickly latched on to an even more ambitious idea, one born entirely from his continued gyrations and quivering as she worked his asshole. If he enjoyed her tongue so much it stood to reason he might enjoy other things inside him as well. What those things might be she couldn't rightly say so for the time being she had to make do with the options available to her. Which meant that after a few seconds of planning and consideration 2B's free hand was sliding between 9S's pert little buttocks to approach the hole she'd been so forcefully pleasuring. Too distracted to feel her touch as it trailed across his skin he had no earthly idea what was about to happen to him, just like before. But when she pushed her index and middle fingers inside his ass without removing her tongue he definitely felt it. With every nerve receptor in his body he felt it.

“2B!” He managed to squeal as her digits sank up to the knuckle inside him and immediately started moving. “2B! What are you—why are you—how did you—ohhhhhhhh don't stop!”

Having no intention of stopping 2B wasn't even sure why he bothered to say that aloud but she paid his words little heed. It was her job to help him just as it was his job to help her. With that in mind she put her fingers to good use inside his wet, quivering hole. First by rubbing them against his inner walls and massaging that special spot deep inside him and then by slowly pulling them out until they were only halfway inside. From there it was a small matter of gradually pushing them apart and stretching out his ass in the process. 9S let out a series of whimpers and moans more high pitched and feverish than she'd ever heard and the moist confines of his ring tried their hardest to resist what she was doing. Luckily they were no match for her strong digits and his asshole was inexorably widened by her fingers. But if that wasn't enough pleasure this newfound opening just made it easier for her to shove her tongue deeper than ever into his body. As she licked places he'd never experienced before her other hand was still hard at work sensually rubbing his dick and coaxing the constant stream of precum from the tip. It was, without a doubt, the single most pleasurable feeling in his entire life. Beyond anything he could have thought up himself it was ecstasy in it's purest form and 9S was a complete slave to the maelstrom inside him.

Though it would've been more accurate to say he was a complete slave to 2B's fingers and tongue as they guided and pushed every single feeling he savored. When she noisily slurped up some of the spit oozing from his asshole the resulting surge of pleasure from her lips and tongue hit him harder than any enemy attack. When her fingers continued to widen and open his body more completely the feeling of embarrassment and neediness that resulted from it was almost enough to make him faint. And when she suddenly shoved her digits back inside her nicely stretched hole so both of them and her tongue could batter his weak spot there was nothing in the world that could stop him from climaxing. While he'd absolutely felt every little shiver as it pushed him closer to release there'd be so much stimulation all happening so quickly that impending fact had actually faded into the background more than he ever thought possible. Instead of looking forward to the pleasure of a release he was reveling in the pleasure of her tongue gliding across the walls of his ass and her fingers stretching out his ring until it remained open without any assistance. Of course now that it was bearing down on him like some towering monster there was no way he could possibly forget about it. Nor did he want to. In fact as it continued to swell in a manner similar to a tidal wave all 9S could focus on was how badly he wanted to feel it crash down. He was granted his wish within ten seconds of that thought.

A fountain of cum sprayed from his cock, the biggest load he'd ever unleashed exploding out of him while every fiber of his being tensed at once. His asshole clamped down so hard 2B actually couldn't move her fingers without straining hard against his inner walls. Her tongue continued it's work undaunted though and even she was taken aback by the potency of his climax. She could feel every pulse as it spread through her body and sent cum flooding out of him so quickly his dick couldn't keep up with the sheer amount. Rivulets of his spunk ran down the underside of his member as it all struggled to escape him, even as creamy jets erupted one after another from his tip. Although she couldn't see the ecstasy spread across his face or the sheer amount of fluids erupting from his cock 2B could sense both and it continued to be an absolutely astonishing surprise ever second they continued to exist. Her movements never abated despite how caught off guard she was, instinct guiding her more than any rational thoughts. Nowhere in anything she'd read or downloaded had such an powerful reaction been mentioned. Suddenly she found herself wondering what else might have been withheld from them as she slowly wound down the strength of her movements in accordance with his gradually lessening climax. Although she continued to work her tongue against him for quite a while her fingers made their retreat well before that. 

As the last of his synthetic jizz oozed from his cock 9S let out a long, shuddering moan. His member was already beginning to soften and his entire body was relaxing. Like always the vigorous tongue fucking 2B had given him did the trick but the added stimulation from her fingers had pushed it over the edge into something unreal. A massive puddle of semen had formed as his feet with thick globs constantly dripping down the wall he was poised in front of. The bitter, salty aroma of it clouded the air around them and while he was certainly used to the smell she was still a little overcome by it. Not in any way that was strictly unpleasant. At least not as far as she could tell. It was simply a strange and overpowering odor that created uncertain and unusual feelings inside her. Feelings that certainly hadn't been present before 9S's upgrade but ones she was slowly becoming accustomed to. In much the same way her partner was slowly getting used to the feeling of her tongue and gloved hands stuffed inside his asshole. Neither of them said a word about how they felt or even acknowledged those feelings as he pulled up his shorts and she straightened. Both of them stepped away from the drying pool of cum and looked out across the devastated city. After a few seconds of silence 2B wiped away the spit clinging to her lips and said something that took her partner by surprise.

“The next time you need this maintenance tell me right away.”

“O-of course!” He replied. Just as unsure as ever about what she was thinking he soon asked, “Didn't you want to send a report to the Bunker?”

“I'll do it after we conclude our mission.” 2B replied. “Until then, are you capable of fighting?”

“Yes.”

“Good. Then let's return to the mission.”