Here Cums the Bride (Patreon)

All right lads, much like the last story this one comes with a disclaimer: if you don't like traps/crossdressing/etc skip this one too. If that's your jam then read on! This story is pretty much entirely sex with very little build up, which is why it's a bit shorter than average. I hope that doesn't diminish the quality much, let me know what you think either way!

Wedding bells rang throughout Hyrule as the people celebrated Princess Zelda's impending marriage to the land's savior Link. The bride to be listened to her subject's revelry with a smile on her face and an excited fluttering in her stomach. Although if she was being honest with herself only part of her nervous excitement was the result of marrying the man of her dreams. Everything else was tied to the petite but eagerly throbbing cock and cute, hairless balls peering out from between her legs. Though born a boy she'd been raised as a girl, or at least the closest approximation of one, her entire life. It was perhaps the worst kept secret of the royal family but it was still a secret nonetheless. Her soon to be husband knew of course as did nearly everyone in the castle but to the outside world she was simply their wise, reserved princess. As far as Zelda knew at least. But once she emerged from her bedroom in her traditional Hylian wedding dress there wouldn't be any way to hide it.

A gold and silver choker was fastened around her neck to match the tiara holding up her elegantly tied blonde hair. The veil she'd soon be wearing over her face was thrown back so she could look into the floor length mirror before her. Only the faintest dusting of eye liner surrounded her large, vibrant green eyes while a rosy shade of lipstick covered her full, plump lips. Some blush covered her cute button nose, or more accurately it covered the small blemishes that'd sprouted up the night before. The rest of her soft yet subtly angular face was free of any cosmetics so her alabaster skin could shine all on its own.  Long, almost sheer sleeves covered her arms and connected to a sort of corset that enhanced her small but soft breasts. It hugged her slender waist all the way down to the wide, womanly hips that'd fooled so many of her subjects. Seamlessly transitioning into a skirt that stopped less than six inches past her navel much of Zelda's plump, round ass was visible if she so much as bent over. Or a light breeze happened to waft by. Her penis poked out from beneath the edge of the fabric while her balls hung noticeably past the lifted hem of her garment as a constant reminder of who she really was despite all the pretense and posturing. Under normal circumstances she'd tuck it away between her legs but there really wasn't any point in this situation. About half of her thighs were left bare beneath her miniskirt while the remaining half all the way down to her feet was covered by a pair of gossamer stockings. She wore a pair of elegant but manageable heels to round out the ensemble.

“Maybe I should cum before I leave?” Zelda thought to herself, “I have enough time . . . I want to wait until tonight but I'm not sure if—” 

A strong knock on the door interrupted her thoughts and Zelda invited them in without a second thought. The stomp of armored boots filled her bedroom as a guard dressed in ceremonial armor entered. Zelda bent forward to examine herself in the mirror while he pulled out his already stiff cock and approached her. A cold, gauntlet covered hand grabbed her waist while something much warmer pressed against her quivering asshole. Precum was smeared across her flesh for a moment before he slowly pushed his member inside. She let out a tiny whimper but otherwise paid him no mind, her focus reserved entirely for making sure she looked her best. The guard's hips smacked gently against her buttocks and he wasted no time pulling back with a long groan. His shaft throbbed like mad inside her unbelievably tight hole. It scraped pleasurably against her inner walls as it retreated and when he inevitably returned with even more force she allowed herself a small moan. Her cock twitched appreciatively at the pleasure being given to her, even if that wasn't the point of the tradition. A little, clear dollop of precum beaded on the tip of her member only to fall away as her entire length suddenly flopped up and down. Like the three other guards that'd come in before him the newest man had little in the way of self control. Nor did he really need it as he pounded away at her ass with all his might. He knew better than to be rough but there was little stopping him from vigorously enjoying the one and only chance to feel the 'princess' wrapped around his dick.

Unsurprisingly experiencing such a once in a lifetime pleasure proved more than he was capable of handling. Barely three minutes after he started the guard groaned, his head tilting back and his dick swelling considerably inside her. Cum erupted into her ass and Zelda shivered in surprise and pleasure, her mind still somehow caught unawares despite how obvious his release was. Thick, gooey strands streaked across her inner walls to coat them once more in a hearty basting of semen. The mostly dried remnants left by the others joined the fresh batch to leave her body shuddering and her mind reeling just a bit. Although certainly no stranger to sex she'd never been with anyone but Link and suddenly tripling the amount of men she'd slept with in the span of a few hours proved far more pleasurable than the sex itself. Of course there was plenty of enjoyment to be had when the guard pulled his dick free and spunk immediately started oozing from her slightly gaped hole. While he returned to his post outside her door Zelda straightened and took a long, ragged breath. Jizz dribbled down her thighs, some of it her own precum while the rest belonged solely to the men that'd used her while she got ready. A few errant drops clung to her tight, hairless balls and the feeling of each drop stretching down from her sack until it fell to the floor below was enough to make her gasp.

Allowing herself a few moments to enjoy the feelings assaulting her senses Zelda eventually regained her composure and walked out of her bedroom with all the dignity and class her upbringing had taught her. She took the fanciful bouquet of flowers offered by her handmaiden and walked with the rest of her procession towards the hall where she was to be married. Hundreds of guests from every corner of Hyrule were seated in long pews while the only person she cared about was stood at the far end opposite the entrance. Dressed in a white and gold tunic and leggings not dissimilar to what he usually wore Link looked absolutely dashing. Zelda barely noticed the extravagant decorations filling the temple or the exited murmurs of the people watching her pass. Or the steady drip of semen falling from her ass and seeping into the rug stretched from the entrance to the altar. It was impossible not to register when a pair of lascivious Gerudo women reached out and slid their fingers between her pert buttocks. Each scooped up a heart amount of cum and brought it to their lips with an appreciative smile while Zelda's cock twitched shamefully hard at the attention. She offered her soon to be husband a sheepish smile and he smirked. She joined him soon after, staring up at his grinning countenance with the kind of adoration reserved for a soul mate. As the official started the proceedings one of the princess' handmaidens stepped onto the dais and knelt behind Zelda. Taking it upon herself to clean the bride to be the young woman buried her face between those pert cheeks and started licking up all the cum that hadn't soaked into her stockings or the carpet. She kept her noises quiet enough to avoid disturbing the ceremony, although Link and Zelda certainly heard every stifled moan and eager slurp.

Soon they were distracted by the words both of them had been waiting to hear since the day he asked her to marry him: “Under the eyes of the Goddess I pronounce husband and wife.”

Grinning like a fool Zelda dropped her bouquet and threw her hands around Link's shoulders. He was just tall enough to force her onto the tips of her toes to do it and the moment his arms closed around her she was swept right off her feet. Her handmaiden respectfully pulled away and the two of them were left alone in that moment of bliss. Their lips met and the crowd roared to life as cheers, clapping, and music echoed through the hall. They remained locked in that wonderful, timeless embrace for what seemed like an eternity. Her body pressed so tightly against him she could feel what seemed like his every muscle tighten against her slender form. Most of all she could feel his dick swelling and throbbing against her own vastly smaller member. It was only when both of them started to feel faint from lack of air that they pulled away from one another. She stared into his eyes and he stared into hers while both of them panted like animals. Soon enough they remembered what was supposed to happen next. Hand in hand Zelda and Link walked back down the aisle and towards the banquet waiting for them and the rest of the guests. Naturally they were the first to arrive and take their seats at the far end of the hall while the Hylians, Gorons, Zoras, and Gerudos swiftly filled the dozens of tables surrounding them. Servants brought out tray after tray of food and the festivities began in earnest.

Along with the more traditional elements of the celebration that most unique trait among Hylian weddings resumed with more fervor than almost anything else. Zelda didn't even have a chance to kiss her husband again before guests were lining up for a chance to use her. Most were content enjoying the food and music or simply watching but a rather impressive queue had built up in what seemed like an instant. Link collected a plate of food for her while she stood at the head table gripping the edges so hard her knuckles turned white. The first person to arrive was a tall, muscular Zora with a cock about as thick as her arm. Already slick with natural oils it slid effortlessly into her well trained asshole all the way to the hilt. She was stretched almost to the breaking point and Zelda just barely managed to suppress the moan trying to burst from her lips. When her man returned with some savory looking meats and a cup of crystal clear water she managed a grateful smile. As she brought the goblet up to her lips the Zora enjoying her ass started thrusting in earnest. Water splashed all down her face and she sputtered in a very unladylike manner for several seconds. Her composure returned about the same time her lover reached his peak. Once he'd settled into a furious but predictable rhythm pounding away at her quivering hole she was able to adjust to the constant tremors wracking her body. With shaking hands Zelda picked up a fork and speared a small slice of meat. She managed to bring it to her trembling lips and take a small bite while the entire table she was pressed against skidded across the floor. Eventually it was stopped by a large Goron seated at a nearby table, his meaty hand keeping it in place while she was rammed so hard and so fast her eyes started to cross.

Like all members of his race when the Zora finally came it was akin to a fountain of warm, runny spunk exploding into Zelda's ass. With how tightly she was stuffed up much of it could only swirl around inside her flooded hole while a few jets managed to squirt out thanks to the contractions fluttering through her body. His dick vanished soon after and all the cum he'd left deep inside her started to drip out at a steady interval while her freshly stretched asshole sat bare for all to see. In the brief moments she had before another cock slid inside Zelda managed to take another bite of her food and successfully drink some of the water that hadn't been spilled across her face. She was actually midway through attempting to stand when a distinctly human dick entered her ass. Thankfully it was a bit smaller than the ones she'd enjoyed that day and it proved less of an all encompassing experience than the others. Though she did slump back onto the table in a barely controlled heap while he slammed into her like he was trying to break her mind and body. Not even bothering to look at the newcomer while he had his fun she focused all of her energy on answering the question one of her guests had posed a few moments prior. The words took several seconds to penetrate the haze of sex fueled pleasure surrounding her brain and it would take her several more before she could formulate a proper answer. When she did collect her thoughts enough to speak the words simply spilled out of her mouth one after another so fast her guest almost didn't understand what was being said. Zelda quickly apologized and tried to compose herself a little as the strong hands gripping her waist tightened and the cock plunging in and out of her ass started to swell. While more spunk gushed into her body she managed to give a slightly less garbled response and her companion nodded in agreement. Once the man currently enjoying her body was finished the fellow asking the question rose from his seat, pulled down his trousers, and put Zelda's mouth to use on an entirely different project.

A little surprised but certainly not in a bad way she quickly adjusted to have a shaft sliding into and out of her mouth. She had to make a concerted effort to remain passive during the whole process, mostly out of a strange sense of embarrassment. Were she to get too into the proceedings everyone might discover how much of a deviant she really was. Sucking cock was quite high on the list of things she loved to do and it was tremendously difficult not to bring that across in the first few moments of having her throat stuffed. Luckily a rather interesting distraction arrived before the temptation became too much. It started with a strong yet feminine hand closing around Zelda's twitching member and stroking it in a gentle manner quite reminiscent of how Link always touched her. Not long after something clearly inorganic pushed into her asshole, all the cum still sloshing around within her aiding it's descent into her body. Somehow the hand on her shaft remained even while two more jumped to her hips to almost completely envelop her slender waist. Only after that first, gentle touch vanished to be replaced with a pair of large, soft lips did the princess finally realize what was going on. Although she couldn't look back she felt reasonably certain if she had there'd have been a pair of muscular, voluptuous Gerudo women finally having their turn with her body.

As soon as the Hylian fucking her face finished and gave her empty stomach some much needed sustenance Zelda looked over her shoulder to confirm what she already knew. Sure enough an impishly grinning Gerudo woman with a surprisingly large, double sided dildo was rhythmically thrusting forward while a second eagerly slobbered over the princess' cock. Both of them seemed to be enjoying themselves more than anyone so far and that enthusiasm was slowly spreading to the onlookers. Even Link seemed to enjoy the sight of his wife being fucked and serviced by the orange skinned beauties using her. When she turned back to look at her husband she found his face lit up with the kind of grin usually reserved for their illicit, late night affairs. Seeing his enthusiastic reaction made the whole thing infinitely more enjoyable for Zelda as well. She'd always imagined her first time with a woman differently, ignoring the fact that she'd only be with Link for the rest of her life, and it was incredible to learn just how much better reality could be. The soft, supple lips wrapped around her dick were clearly no stranger to oral sex and although they didn't have much to work with they made ample use of every inch she had to offer. On occasion they'd even gobble up her balls at the same time which never failed to make Zelda squirm in delight. Such maneuvers usually coincided with a particularly forceful and well aimed barrage of thrusts from the second woman. She too was apparently quite familiar with such things as every thrust seemed to hit all the most sensitive places inside her ass like it was completely effortless. Within a minute the princess was completely wracked by ecstasy and unable to think or speak through the maelstrom.

Given their lack of biological restrictions both women were able to last pretty much as long as they wanted to. Which meant they had far and away the longest run at her writhing body of anyone at the reception. There was no doubt in anyone's mind they could have gone the rest of the event without missing a beat. But such a thing was hardly fair to rest of the guests and it certainly wasn't fair to the princess. The Gerudo sucking her dick was the first to pull away, her satisfaction accomplished when Zelda finally unleashed a small but gooey climax of her own. Every last drop was gulped down as waves of ecstasy coursed through her and her entire body stiffened in pleasure. That soft, guiding tongue and skillful pair of lips milked so much spunk from the princess' loins it was unlikely she'd have anything left to give for quite some time. In direct contrast to her companion the woman fucking Zelda's ass only finished after enjoying a long, shuddering climax of her own. Somewhere in the middle of the princess' orgasm the Gerudo woman reached her limit as well. She continued slamming that long, smooth dildo inside both of them but her movements grew noticeably more erratic and uncontrolled as she did so. A loud moan burst from her lips while a shower of clear juices erupted from her pussy. They splashed across all three of them like sudden downpour of rain and the pungent smell of sex already filling the air took on a more feminine note than before. She continued to fuck Zelda for about a minute afterwards as the aftershocks both women were feeling slowly faded into the background pleasures. The cum stained dildo emerged from her ass with a wet pop and the strong hands resting upon her waist vanished after one final, lingering squeeze. As with every other time her body was left untouched for more than a few seconds another swiftly stepped up to fill the literal and metaphorical hole.

The longer they went on the harder it was for her to continue enjoying the non sexual parts of festivities. Dancing with her husband was rather difficult when her legs simply wouldn't support her weight. Food was difficult to chew when a cock was perpetually buried in her throat. Even sitting down proved impossible unless she wanted to sit on a stranger's fat, throbbing dick. Of course both Zelda and Link enjoyed every second of it despite the mild inconvenience. There was an unspoken delight in the knowledge that after the reception his would be the only dick she'd ever enjoy again. In many ways that was the entire point of the tradition. As a large, sweat Goron dumped enough cum inside her ass to momentarily inflate her belly all Zelda could think about was her man's cock. Cum gushed out of her and splattered across the already ruined fabric of her stockings and all she wanted was to be plugged back up by her husband's dick. She knew how aroused he was without looking at the notable bulge in his leggings. When their eyes met a hungry smile lit up his face and she actually blushed. They'd made love more times than she could count and yet there was still something almost embarrassing about how badly she wanted him. Each new prick gliding into her asshole or throat was just one more step towards their first night together as husband and wife. And of course as soon as her brain made that realization it was all she could do to stop herself from deliberately milking every last member to come near her, just so she could have Link's sooner. After all a Princess still had to remain composed even while making love. When her subjects could see her at least, in the privacy of her bedroom she had no reservations about letting loose.

Despite how often and relentlessly Zelda was fucked by what seemed like every male guest in attendance, with only the two Gerudo women from early breaking the trend, the party was indeed beginning to wind down. For many the sight of the princess being used by dozens of strangers over and over again was an incredible aphrodisiac. And since most of them were too shy to simply start fucking in the middle of the reception people started to filter out at a steady stream. A handful of the men that'd already enjoyed Zelda's body returned for a repeat, occasionally switching holes to truly sample everything she had to offer. The rest simply enjoyed the food and eventually left like the rest. Yet no matter how many people made their way out there never seemed to be any shortage of dicks eager to bury themselves inside her inviting asshole or slide into her waiting throat. In fact the line only seemed to grow as time wore on. Some guests had waited almost the entire reception and they certainly weren't going to be denied their only chance to fuck the princess of Hyrule. And unless she was moved by one of the many men hoping to fuck her Zelda remained exactly where she was as cocks endlessly pounded her holes, dumped their sticky loads, and were replaced by fresh new dicks eager to do the same. With the occasional returning customer she was far too overwhelmed to properly register. Her ever observant husband certainly noticed them though and eventually, as the line slowly turned into the same group coming back again and again, he stepped in. There really wasn't anything keeping them there besides a vague sense of duty to her people and the simple fact that whatever she might say Zelda was enjoying being the cum dump for so many strangers she'd likely never see again.

When her man suddenly appeared at her side and no new dick entered her ass she knew it was finally time to leave and started their marriage properly. But Zelda had been so thoroughly used she couldn't move and she barely managed to smile up at him. Lying slumped across a table with her ass in the air and cum from more than two dozen strangers bubbling out of her gaping ass, splattered across her clothes, or pooling in her overstuffed belly. In his usual stoic manner Link gently rolled her onto her back and picked her up. He cradled her against his chest while everyone cheered and wished them well. She was barely conscious of what was going on but her body naturally cuddled closer to the familiar sensation of strong arms holding her close. She smiled deliriously up at him and he returned her enthusiasm with a grin of his own. A small shudder coursed through her and a fresh helping of jizz squirted from her ass. Zelda covered her mouth and flushed crimson, more than a little embarrassed by what she'd just done. Her husband didn't seem to mind as he carried her to the lavish bath already waiting. With his assistance she peeled off her sticky, spunk covered clothes and climbed into the steamy water. She sank down until her nose was almost submerged and sighed. Then she noticed Link kneeling at the lip of the tub watching her with a grin.

Rising out of the water she quietly said “Join me . . .” and reached out to him with both hands, “We already know you'll fit!” He smiled and nodded, standing up and removing his tunic in one quick movement while she clumsily groped at his cock, “I love you Link.” Bending down to offer a swift, passionate kiss in response he cupped her face with both hands and looked deep into her eyes for several uninterrupted seconds. She blushed more furiously than ever and quietly muttered, “Don't keep me waiting husband . . .”