The Oldest Profession in Stardew Valley (Patreon)

I wish I had more to say about this one but having never played Stardew Valley I sadly don't have much in the way of comments. Out of all the ideas presented I think this one best worked as a mini story and since it just so happened to be tied I went with it. Enjoy!

Haley glared at her woefully empty money bag in irritation before snapping it shut and hurling it into her purse. She was standing in the shadow of a barn contemplating the best and fastest way to make enough money for a shopping spree. Her wave blonde hair flowed freely around her slender, pale features and a pair of warm blue eyes restlessly scanned the countryside around her. With her mind still focused on her current money problems she tugged on her pastel blue, sleeveless top to reveal a little more of her modest cleavage before adjusting her pink skirt to give off a similarly alluring vibe. Since she was technically 'on the job' at that very moment she might as well look her best. The sound of approaching footsteps drew her attention to the gruff looking farmer shuffling around the corner towards her.

“Hey! You workin right now?”

Haley rolled her eyes and asked, “How much you got?”

“Bout a thousand gold . . .”

She sniffed and examined her nails, trying not to betray her sudden excitement, “That should be enough for some fun.”

“Good, me and my buddies need a break!”

“What?”

“We all got a thousand to spend!” He stated as two more men rounded the corner, “Why, ain't that enough?”

“Oh it is,” She said before her mind could reject the idea, “But only for oral.”

“Eh . . . fair enough! We'll enjoy it either way!”

“Money first, fun second.” She stated, holding out her hand.

Her statement was greeted with the same chorus of grumbles as always but the three of them handed over their gold without any other complaints. Haley took each bag individually and made a little show of counting it while keeping an eye on their reactions. When everything was in order she tossed her newly earned wealth in her purse and flashed them a smile. It was about as insincere as it could be and only on her face at all because she was already envisioning her next trip to the mall. Yet it did the job well enough for her three companions, each one hurriedly pulling his cock out like it was his firs time coming to see her. Even each of them had been repeat customers since she first set up shop behind the barn. She looked over each of their dicks in turn, silently deciding which to start with while she knelt down in front of them. The powerful smell of manly musk and cum filled the air around her, threatening to overcome her usually dismissive attitude for a moment. Then she gathered her wits and gave them a classic 'what are you waiting for' look.

The farmers quickly moved in the moment her knees hit the dirt, the first man to speak standing front and center while the others flanked her on either side. Haley licked her lips and stared up at the leader with those same wide eyes that had made many a man hard. Deciding to reward his presumptuousness she leaned forward and slid the tip of his prick into her mouth. He instantly groaned at the sensation while she made a slightly disgusted face. As good as his rock hard dick felt his precum was just as bitter as always. It sat heavy on her tongue like sour milk and she dearly wanted to spit it out. It was obvious none of them had washed before coming to see her, a fact which was both arousing and frustrating at the same time. She swallowed it down like a good little whore despite her issues and grabbed the other cocks. It was good thing they hadn't paid for more or her secret attraction to sweaty, hairy men might finally get out. As she pushed herself down the dick in her mouth her hands started to leisurely stroke the other two. 

“Fuck yeah!” The other two grunted.

Haley allowed herself a quick eyeroll amidst her movements, slurping loudly around the dick she was sucking on to halfheartedly cover it. She reached the base after a few seconds and paused with all five inches of him in her mouth. Of the three she was handling he was the smallest, though luckily the other two weren't exactly making horses jealous either. Reflecting on her good fortune she bobbed her head steadily up and down his modest length. She moved a little farther back each time until she was almost at the tip once more and had tasted about all the precum she could handle. After licking his cock head for a moment of two she suddenly pulled herself off him and turned to the man on her right. Her hand leapt to the dick she'd just been attending while her mouth quickly picked up the work her fingers had abandoned. The man moaned in appreciation of his sudden blowjob and only grew more enthusiastic as she neared the base. Haley gave him the same treatment as the first, licking his tip just a little more out of gratitude for the lack of precum. Just when he was starting to get into the spirit of things and began thrusting into her face she removed herself and focused her attention on the remaining john. He was perhaps the loudest of the three and just as eager as the others. His reasonably large prick swelled mightily between her lips and she had to make a concerted effort to not suddenly focus all her attention on his manhood. She was just barely able to pull herself out of her size queen tendencies and start in the part she knew all of them were waiting for.

Showing off the skills that had made her such a popular person among the male townsfolk Haley rotated between their three cocks with a remarkably wet precision. With her impressive amount of experience in the field of sucking dick it was like second nature to her. Once or twice she'd handled upwards of six men at a time and with only three holes to go around creativity had been all but required. These three were perhaps her most regular customers and she knew every inch of their shafts like tha back of her hand. It'd be a lie to pretend there wasn't a certain amount of enjoyment and illicit thrill in repeatedly giving sloppy blowjobs to three men who were old enough to be her father. And who she'd known a good portion of her life. Those facts alone usually made her her wet enough to soak her inner thighs even before she actually set in. Of course she had an image to maintain and she could never betray any semblance of pleasure beyond the most basic moans and whimpers. It never seemed to matter to them or anyone else though, as long as they got to enjoy her supple young body nobody paid too much heed to how she felt. At least that was her impression.

Spittle and precum started dribbling from the corners of her mouth as she slowly built up speed. None of the men where endurance champions and she was eager to make them cum so she could be ready for any other customers. Between noon and five o'clock was her busiest time of the day. Wet slurps and gags echoed out across the empty farmland, mingling with the occasional feminine moan and far more masculine groan to create an unmistakable medley of lewd noises. Once or twice she looked up at whoever was currently throbbing in her mouth, her blue eyes sparkling with very real eagerness. They had no idea she was excited to spend their money and simply told themselves it was the impressiveness of their members and stamina that made her so enthused. Out of all the women in Stardew Valley no one was better at making a man feel like a god than Haley. Even just giving them a handjob was usually enough to seal in a lifelong customer. All three of the men she was currently fellating had started out with crafty handjobs under the tables. One of the had even gotten it while his wife had her back turned making dinner! The other two hadn't been quite so bold but they'd shown a steady progression nonetheless. She figured it would only be another month or so before they were bending her over a barrel and fucking her ass the way their wives never would. Clearly they were thinking along the same lines as her judging by how hard they were throbbing and just how much precum the leader was secreting.

Rather helpfully all three men came in quick succession, just far enough apart for her to make a little show out of it but close enough that she didn't have to do much more than provide a place for them to dump their loads. A powerful, shuddering gasp from the man on her right was the only warning she hand. Haley pulled herself off the letfmost cock with a wet pop and buried her face in the trembling man's groin. His dick slid all the way to the base inside her throat while she gagged a little and looked up at him watery eyes. He held her head in place while jizz exploded into the back of her mouth and down to her mostly empty stomach. She swallowed his spunk before there was a chance to taste it, her enthusiasm only making him groan that much harder. In just a few short moments he'd emptied his balls all over the walls of her throat. She continued sucking him off and awkwardly stroking the other two until he started to go soft inside her. Moving away just as the customer on the right started to throb Haley turned towards him and opened her mouth nice and wide. She remembered his fondness for facials just as the first jet of cum splashed across her left eye. 

Her smile only faltered for a moment but it picked up almost immediately and she squinted through the gooey streak as best she could. For a moment she stroked him with both hands, milking all the spunk he had to give as fast as possible. He coated most of her pale face in a layer of grey-white jizz. Thick beads of semen dripped from her chin and soaked her blouse. Some even managed to reach her mouth where it was messily licked up for the sake of the fellow she'd been momentarily ignoring. Unable to see she was guided towards the last cock by the furious sounds of masturbation and groans. Glad he wasn't going to add to the voluminous amount of spunk already on her face Haley sucked several inches of his dick into her mouth and he continued stroking until the first wave of semen filled her throat. Just like the first one Haley drank his jizz with as much of a smile as she could muster. With the cum of two different men  sloshing around inside her belly she likely wasn't even going to need the snacks in her purse anymore! After he finished and pulled out she smacked her lips a few times and made a small spectacle of cleaning her face off using only her fingers and tongue. It never failed to excite her customers and, more than once, even earned her a tip or another round. Sadly by the time she'd wiped away most of the spunk they'd all tucked their dicks back into their pants. 

“All done,” Haley said with a  final swallow, “Unless you have more money?”

The trio patted themselves down for a few moments before looking at and shaking their heads, “We got nothin . . .” the leader mumbled. 

“Then it's time for you to go. Cum back when you get more.” She waited for them to leave before counting her money again and tucking it away in her purse. Three thousand down only seven more to go.

“E-excuse me . . .” A nervous voice called, “W-what do I get for five thousand gold?”

Haley glanced at the farmer out of the corner of her eye, “A nice fuck and maybe a little something afterwards.”

“G-great! Let's do it!”

“Money first, fun second.”