Lilia #04 // OC ( Pack x 04 Ver. ) (Patreon)

So the other day I went to donate blood... 😀🩸

I entered the blood bank and in the lobby I loudly said:

-" Hey, I came to make a deposit...! " ( Thumbs up pointing outwards, fonzie style).

Most of the attendees let out at least a small chuckle, but one guy standing in the corner just rolled his eyes. I walked towards him...fists clenched, teeth grinding. Without any warning I hit him in the face so hard that his head turned into a mush. Body fell limp like a noodle.

I turned to see one of the nurses and said:

-" I designate him as a organ donor, take everything that is still useful, and throw the rest to the dogs".

I continued walking to the reception, I stopped in front of the main desk. I pulled out my trusty bowie knife from its holster and deeply slashed my wrist. Blood as red as velvet spurted out in a pulsating but continuous stream.

I ordered one of the nurses to quickly bring a bucket, she promptly produced a receptacle to catch the liquid gold that was soaking the desk.

Everyone was in shock, no one moved, the rest of the nurses fell into some kind of frantic arousal, painting spells circles on their bellies, right over the area where the womb is located..

From some unknown source the filthiest guitar solo could be heard at a deafening volume.

I let out a deep, bestial howl....!!!

-"AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOHOHHOHHOHHHHHHHH!!!!"

Then everything faded to black...

I woke up in one of the rest beds, a big, fat nurse was next to me.

-"W-What happened to me...? " I asked, having difficulty to string together the sentence.

The nurse, with a kind but mocking tone, told me that I fainted the first moment I saw the needle approach my arm.

I tried to move to lean back on the bed, but a sharp pain in my arm stopped me. These bastards took my blood even though I was unconscious.

The nurse pushed a small tray with a box juice next to me, the label was written in Cyrillic and the expiration date said December 26, 1991. Next to it was an old, soggy sandwich. I noticed that the thin slice of ham was missing. The nurse turned nervously covering her mouth with her hand.

-"I need to get out of this place now."

I jumped on my feet with one quick movement, the world became a kaleidoscopic roller coaster for a few seconds. I pulled my trusty cocktail bottle of whiskey out of its holster. Downed it in one gulp. Headed towards the exit.

The nurse told me that I couldn't leave yet, I walked past her.

I pulled a cigarette out of its holster, put on my hard hat and got on my 60 ton crane.

-"The new children's hospital is not going to build itself...!"

So yeah, some details may be a little bit exaggerated here and there, but the truth is that donating blood is cool...😎🩸

Do it whenever you can, wherever you can...!