EVERY SOUNDBITE ORIGIN - Episode #80 (Patreon)

EVERY SOUNDBITE ORIGIN - Episode #80

The day has come.

The day where we tell you where every single soundbite has come from.

You can use this as a legend for when you want to see where a soundbite is from.

Also, a new soundbite will be revealed!

ENJOY!

EPISODE LINK - https://youtube.com/live/KtD1eysV75k?feature=share

Karvastor put this together, so follow along with the following legend as we explain everything.

The Grab Hag- see: youtu.be/evP2kOYf0gY?feature=shared&t=103

• Usually adult female of the lost generation. These ruff and tough ladies won't
• settle for just one 50% off banana, they want the whole table.
• 
  
• Black Obsidian Bracelet - youtube.com/watch?v=_jYmZZ9eT5k If
• you've contacted cancer, lost your girl friend, got fired from your job and evicted
• out of your beautiful downtown apartment, it's probably because you misplaced
• your Black Obsidian Bracelet. ORDER TODAY!
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• Bored Xi - youtube.com/watch?v=GLj2Q7qK98s - this sucks Xi,
• known for his expressionless face, even during ceremonies and media coverage.
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• Jeff Cold - Just Working Out - A part of the hilarious Lianhua Qingwen ad
• campaigns. youtube.com/watch?v=mlWrz-_fx10
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• Yao Jia / Brownface - youtube.com/watch?v=YPoM4JKEkmI Nuff
• said.
• 
  
• China DEMON EYE Karen in Line -
• youtube.com/watch?v=AcK_1VmRp2o - daughter. A mother and
• daughter cast demons upon a man in line calmly asking them to please not cut.
• 
  
• WO CAO Wheel - youtu.be/k09asoarr5w?feature=shared&t=39 Chinese
• amusement park rides are not safe.
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• SAY PEE NOBODY FUCK ME OKAY -
• youtu.be/k09asoarr5w?feature=shared&t=221
• Lianhua over ninteypercent - youtube.com/watch?v=61ZVMRfZ-Js
• touting fake TCM (merged with western pharmaceutical medicine) during
• COVID claiming over 90% effective. Due to government
• contracts, these pills were included in COVID relief packages all over China.
• 
  
• Boat fist style - used to be played on boat - wow so good -
• youtu.be/oRO-bn1u_FA?feature=shared&t=404 A most likely made up
• style of martial art with a paper mache crafted blade.
• 
  
• "WOW that's a little too much for me" 9:30 - He doesn't want to fist boats but he
• 
  
• DOES go sky diving. Theres no two colors the same 10:45 - Rick O'Chea visits a
• paint store and is surprised.
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• Jeff pills full -
• youtube.com/live/TCC13EyR79c?feature=shared&t=359
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• AI 5g Brakes -
• youtube.com/live/TCC13EyR79c?feature=shared&t=1424 Not all
• they're cracked up to be.
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• Chinese 5G Tractor - youtube.com/watch?v=JTseZ4hvwhk An
• expose on a fake 5G Hydrogen tractor.
• The China Show takes you to {city} where this "intangible" heritage is made and served
• to millions. Yes it's real and yes, they DO take the piss. my piss is the best 3:28 - The
• 
  
• teachers take most of the piss 4:45 youtube.com/watch?v=O8apgBHoXF8
• 20:07 hao dou pao pao - 20:30 Matt gagging ------------ 22:30 Tai SHu FU Le (oh its so
• COMFY THOUGH)
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• PONYTAIL ---- GuLi - youtu.be/BarszxQVkDU?feature=shared&t=1420 How the
• CCP gets cute girls to charm you on screen.
• 
  
• -------------- Famous Centrum Vitamin Commercial Lokee -
• youtu.be/yKcd2fWcyZU?feature=shared&t=1899 Eat raw beans and
• cabbage for a healthy breakfast meal ... show you care. Also See: Movie Stars in
• commercials for China
• 
  
• Cardi C - Do you want to build a snowman -
• youtu.be/PzCgFq-CJIk?feature=shared&t=213 Cardi C - Im a HU -
• youtube.com/watch?v=8WrIDieQXlM (edited)
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• You will Live in the FEAR [[[WRITE UP]]] Body Meat - Fulfull m97 - getting to
• 
  
• your face - looks up Sandwich Biden -
• youtube.com/watch?v=d9PrqYk1Ay0
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• Two Sessions Rap - youtube.com/watch?v=x2Gu-cOwWSA Satisfied
• popeye - ride round the pool - OODZ - cretacious - Nephrolothisus - Fortitide
• presence
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• Cat Galloway -
• youtube.com/watch?v=KQA2X4yvK_g&pp=ygUZZ2FsbG93YXkgY2
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• Clam man -- youtu.be/a9ZBFG6cHms?feature=shared&t=434 Hao CHi Wo ai
• tong wu (shoe pets)
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• NEODENTEC White monkey --------- youtube.com/watch?v=cYTUHlKr_-0
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• Dont talk crype - you dare compart wit me -
• youtu.be/cYTUHlKr_-0?feature=shared&t=532 Fun with a famous wolf warrior
• movie.
• 
  
• No birds in China - youtube.com/watch?v=iRYPo4C11xY
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• Toilet Seat - Xia ma te sub culture - youtube.com/watch?v=LeyNmrgFdqI
• youtube.com/watch?v=OJ7w-phEeec 
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• SO CALLED FREEDOM - youtube.com/watch?v=5dskhdhMhNM CCP
• Online Officials habit of calling anything they contest, "so called" in a vein attempt to
• discredit it.
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• SARA AI - youtu.be/1wJRjQ_wMzA?feature=shared&t=63
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• Subway wonderman - youtu.be/Ng6NFE4QqHo?feature=shared&t=430
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• Mario Cavolo - ITS A LIE - youtu.be/UAY1xP8HjP4?feature=shared&t=46
• youtube.com/watch?v=WU2L2TRIz9k (A foreign Shill, elevated to levels
• inside China that uses ridiculous outrage content to rally watchers against the WEST)
• 
  Take Pills Jeff - youtube.com/watch?v=OdQDmMbW188
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• Johnty - Tankie Hodor - GREAT - youtu.be/_lxjgSwvWkU?feature=shared&t=224
• IM the fastest man in the WORLD - youtu.be/dxAT1ojL7sI?feature=shared&t=149
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• Deer wang - youtube.com/watch?v=5Mg9-jS6eKY
• 
  
• Passport douche - youtu.be/y_SkGrfF9eM?feature=shared&t=63
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• Commieclause the moon - youtu.be/JAcmjzAgbRE?feature=shared&t=1163
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• Yabadabadoo - - youtu.be/1FIZF1XEawU?feature=shared&t=44 (Poor attempt to
• parody 007 and spy type media and dirty the images of the U.S.) ExQUEEZE me
• Prepostrious Bloody outrageous
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• BBQ CHENGUAN - youtu.be/Hc9ECmQlDMQ?feature=shared&t=49
• Huawei hao huawei mei --- youtube.com/watch?v=NQsSQp2WoRo Huawei
• is a kind, cute, and caring company.
• 
  
• CUT in LINE ----- youtube.com/watch?v=AcK_1VmRp2o
• Sigequanmian Rap ----- 9:10 -----youtube.com/watch?v=N0kQs4B37qs
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• BOUNCE - COTTON - SAINA RAP -
• youtube.com/watch?v=ususUbhZr1M&list=PLohjpzIugIavwK1aIAk-8hgt2ov
• dVLYQq&index=5 Hilarious propaganda rap by Saina.
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• 5g Big data vr - Saina - 2:12 -
• youtube.com/watch?v=W6m2-Bpcr2c&list=PLohjpzIugIavwK1aIAk-8hgt2ov
• dVLYQq&index=4
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• I ave develop maynd - youtu.be/6w16DAQalkM?feature=shared&t=140 Another
• hilarious rap by Saina.
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• The Media Challengers -- youtube.com/watch?v=EzpEePKM3LQ A CCP
• initiative to collect and reward future foreign nationals to shill for China ... and attain
• glory and rich rewards. It failed massively. ITS TIME TO
• FLYY-AYEEE-AyyyEEE--Ayyeee!
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• You gotta understand China - youtu.be/zGysweQEGyE?feature=shared&t=187
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• Chinese OX - youtu.be/fShUSNUhLH0?feature=shared&t=830
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• BURKE artist - youtu.be/LVNz_6pg3bU?feature=shared&t=995
• Nancy Pelosi Taiwan - Ongerworm Osipel - TOR RUBLE see 11:12
• Port of Dandong - youtube.com/watch?v=22MoH8GuQ6U Something
• repeated advertisement bombarded on Chinese TV for a few years. The source of many
• jokes among expats in China.
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• Ginger Boss Richard -- youtu.be/qi5JEZo2KT0?feature=shared&t=278
• Straight up white monkey gig, known and cherished by millions.
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• DeRucci - youtu.be/qi5JEZo2KT0?feature=shared&t=379 A supposed
• kindergarden teacher who was chosen to re-face a furniture company and
• became the most known and least paid white monkey in China.