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TECH TED:  Let us talk about our technology bae!  Okay, so Tech Ted has a career in the tech industry. The tech industry is focused on innovation, creation, and growth. The companies dominating the industry at the moment are based in the US and are known as the Big Five: Alphabet (Google), Amazon, Apple, Facebook, and Microsoft. Tech ted is ambitious, intelligent, a tad bit gullible, helpful, slightly awkward, nerdy and egotistical. The Tech Teds have replaced the Business Bobs as the head $$$ money makers in charge. Tech Teds can sometimes have a god-like complex, feel like they are saving the planet because they drive a Telsa, and Elon Musk is very much their American Idol 😂.

Major tech cities :

San Franciso, CA

San Jose, CA

Portland, Oregon

Austin, TX

Seattle, Washington

Charlotte, North Carolina

New York, New York

Will HE SPEND MONEY?: YES OF COURSE

How?: Since these men love tech and more than likely this is what is going to get them to spend money and give gifts. Inquire about his career in tech. Do plan to listen to his stories, experiences, and take NOTES! Ask him about start-ups that he will be pursuing. Men that are knee-deep in Tech, never stay at any job for more than 1-3 years. Tech Ted loves capital and elevating, he is going where the money resides. Next, it is time to bring up tech items like Mac books, smart watches, smart houses, desktops, smart TVs, smart cars, hybrid cars, smartphones, tablets, a tech item of yours being broke, crypto-currency, apps like Robinhood, bitcoin, and coin base. I mean the list goes on 🗣 This will open up the gates for you to ask for help or some money! The tech Ted is looking to invest in you as long as the investment is not necessarily a vanity item.

WHAT DOES HE LIKE: Surprisingly, Tech Teds aren't too fussy when it comes to their preferences. They simply like what they like and appreciate those who reciprocate their interest. They are attracted to women who are both ambitious and intelligent, valuing their drive and smarts. Moreover, they look for someone who can handle their busy schedules with ease, understanding the demands of their lives. Tech Teds are naturally helpful by nature, always ready to lend a hand whenever needed

What does his profile look like:

Look for anything in their bio that says "start-up", owner/founder of a start-up, works for Google, says stuff like he geeks out on "space technology articles", atheist, agnostic, investor, Ceo at tech, SR director of engineering at a tech company, global tech company, and wearing a mic looking like he is doing Ted talk lmao 🤣.

Religion: Most of them Atheist and agnostics

WRINKLED SHIRT + TECH IN CAREER SECTION + ATHEIST + AGNOSTICS STRONG INDICTIONS OF A TECH TED.

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MORE ON TECH TED  IME STAMP 1:40:42:

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HAVE YOU RAN INTO TECH TEDS?💕💕💕

ALL LOVE,

CNC

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Anonymous

This is all the guys in Portland, ATX, and San Fran 😂

Anonymous

This post reminds me of my old comp sci classmates w the crushed shirts LOL. You nail these archetypes to a T💁🏽‍♀️